An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young
couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance£¬ the husband turned to his
voluptuous young wife£¬ bound up on the bed in a skimpy
nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn¡¯t seen a
woman in years.
If he wants to have sex with you, just cooperate, just go
along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on
it."
"Dear," the wife whispered back, "I¡®m so relieved you feel
that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice-looking ass£¡"
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